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July 01 2008
According to Kurt: Thilo, i have two questions. 1) What are they doing? 2) Is it hot?
According to Thilo:
It's a drinking game called Hoe Darts. One girl spits thumb tacks at the other's tits. If one pops, she has to drink. If she pops two in a row, she gets a small stuffed animal and a free ride on her zipper.
Appearance wise, A has nice hair and nice boobs, but not for long. B has nappy hair and probably an ugly face because she's playing a stupid drinking game. This game is generally only hot when a girl gets a bulls eye and milk comes out and I get to drink it with my white russian. Other than that it's a big annoying slutty messy waste of time.
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June 25 2008
According to Carrie: thilo, this is my old best friend. she thinks she the cutest thing the world has ever seen. im sick of her attitude. can you tell me what you see in her?
According to Thilo: That is not your friend. That is a model. The only model you will ever be friends with is a model airplane. But if you must know, she has a fucked up banana nose, fake boobs, thigh cancer, and she's covering up her gaping camel toe with her hand. This is a third rate model, second rate slut, and first rate trying too hard to be Alessandra Ambrosio.
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June 24 2008
According to Adam: this is my friend sara she doesnt know i like her but i freaking do. dont you think sex with her would be freakin orgasmic
According to Thilo: Sex with anyone is orgasmic, dumb asshole. And she obviously used blacking out her friend as an excuse to black out her disgusting flabby arms. I guarantee this is an iceberg girl - she looks small on top, but starts to get bigger on the way down, and it's safe to assume that the part of her you don't see is fucking gigantic. I rate her 1, with a short-time special opportunity to blow me while her head is poking out from a burlap sack.
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June 21 2008
According to Sam: I think these girls are too hot to be doing this in public. What about you?
According to Thilo: The one on the right is gross because she's balding and has a nappy disgusting chest rash. The one on the left is gross because she's kissing the one on the right. These girls are too ugly to be doing this in public, and you're an idiot.
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