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June 18 2008
According to Mrs Fonda: This is what I believe is on her mind at the moment, "hi i've already had 2 abortions and i use up a bottle of mascara every morning, but fuck you anyway!" According to Thilo: No. She's thinking, "That bitch is laughing at me because I just sucked off that Asian and his sushi-rice jizz solidified my mouth in 'blow me' position and to mask my embarrassment I'm going to gag my asshole with this finger until I spray vodka bile all over everyone to teach them a lesson." 1
June 17 2008
According to Yolanda: I didn't know zombie's had blonde hair and drank piss. What do you think about these drunkards? According to Thilo: These aren't zombies, dumbshit. This is a sexual IQ test. If you have a rectangular shaped dick, put it on the mouth on the left. If it's a triangle, stick it in the one on the right. And the girl on the far right is supposed to have her mouth in the shape of a dodecahedron but she's too busy getting her ass slapped by me with a cum buttered leather saddle strap. 1
June 16 2008
According to Rafael: Thilo, how much would you pay her for sex? According to Thilo: She is so innocent looking and has chubby little cheeks like a baby. I want to wrap her up in a little bunting and feed her a bottle filled with fresh cold milk. And rohypnol. And then sell her to a mob of closet pedophiles and use the money to hire hitman to kill Victoria for deciding to make this ugly fat skank whore a model. 1
June 15 2008
According to John: Thilo, is this the hottest girl in the world? According to Thilo: yes. 10
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